[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for hurting you.
[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You have been called a blond.
TOTAL: 4
[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. (I've always know, man)
[ ] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
TOTAL: 4
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still dont get it.
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling. (I drool a lot in my sleep. Hey, everyone does. Just no one admits it.)
TOTAL: 3
[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[ ] You are often told to use your inside voice.
TOTAL: 3
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didnt realize it.
[x] Youve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
TOTAL: 5
[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when youre confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When youre lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word um is used frequently.
[ ] You dont know what um means.
[x] You say what and huh a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.
TOTAL: 7
GRAND TOTAL: 26
NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
and re-post as: I am ___% Mentally ill.
Is Clearing a bit bored? Yes.
Does it make me crazy that it bugs me that the total equals more than 100%?
Curse you subby for running out...Well, soon I'll have it back.





















































































































































